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The Eparchy of Notre-Dame du Liban de Paris is a Maronite Catholic diocese. It was erected on 21 July 2012 by Pope Benedict XVI who appointed Eparch Nasser Gemayel as its first bishop. It had 50,300 baptized at the same year in 2013. The Eparchy has 9 churches.
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Sunil Uniyal 'Gama' is an Indian politician from Uttarakhand representing the Bharatiya Janata Party. In 2018 Dehradun Municipal Corporation election, he was elected as the mayor of Dehradun and defeated veteran Congress leader Dinesh Agrawal with a margin of 35,632 votes.
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