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Min Mountains or Minshan are a mountain range in central China. It runs in the general north-south direction through northern Sichuan and southernmost borderlands of Gansu. The highest elevation is Mount Xuebaoding, 5588 m and the second highest is Mt Little Xuebaoding, 5443m.
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