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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
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